Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews"Looks like the game I promised to play."
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
"It truly is all kinds of amazing."
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
Conan Chop Chop is a song that is a mix of Conan and Cyanide and overflowing with joy with its pictures, shows that dreaming is possible.
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe evil wizard Thoth Amon has devised a scheme to revive the crime dubbed Xaltotun. The wizard will be able to enslave the whole world , if he can succeed. Only you will make him stop, but for that to succeed, you have to use all your cunning. Use all your skill and deceit. It is your duty to show all your courage and swordsmanship. It is time to ... Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop is the most thrilling and authentic stick figure ever created. The game will take place in the realm of Conan the Barbarian, thus it will feature an unimaginably large amount of gore as well as flying arms. You should be aware that this might in turn lead to uncontrollable outbursts of joy and/or vulgarities, mainly based upon which side of the sword you are on.1-4 players. Play solo to enjoy the most thrilling experience of a Roguelike, or bring your friends alongside you on the couch in co-op mode.
Become Conan... or anyone other! Brawny, but no brain? No worries! There is the various gods of war and add accessories or weapons that suit the style you prefer.
You are on a quest to be epic and you will bring peace to the planet. It is still possible to be charged with a fee by traders for the goods you sell. Certain townspeople might insist on completing their jobs. Be assured, they will all be worth it.
There is plenty to discover in all directions! Brave the shifting sands of Koth, explore the dark forests of Darkwood or bravely explore the searing world of Hyperboria and discover the frozen world of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop allows players to experience the right and left sides, as well as up and down. There's a chance you'll be jumping, running, or even doing things diagonally and give you the most immersive 3D experience.
Loot, loot and more loot! Learn how to delicately smash head of enemies with a broom, and turn them into chop sueys using the blade of a bastard. Conan Chop Chop contains a diverse array of weapons, trinkets and legendary items that can be adapted to any kind of violent playstyle you can imagine.
The possibilities are endless! Use the incredible 360 degree spin attack to slash skulls around you. Speed forward at the velocity of light. Your sword will fly longways and sideways in a game which will make you gasp for air while trying to grasp the pure awesomeness of your fighting moves.
They are bosses with a ruthless streak! Before you can take on Thoth-Amon have to defeat bosses like The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, both of whom are particularly sympathetic to your cause. They'll instead try to kill you using deadly moves such as Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Completely random maps and tons of weapon and ability options you can test ensure every game that you play is a whole new experience. Although you'll likely be killed multiple times, unlocking new weaponry can aid you in getting through the next challenge.


Reviewed by dragon ball sex